Kazoo Von Nooty Noot was a short-lived wikia character created by ImpatiensGaster and Crazthegenericfangirl during a wiki chat conversation.

Origins: The character Kazoo and the following joke-ship, Crazoo, was spontaneously created in a wikia chat conversation when Will accidentally said "sucking kazoos", and Craz repeated what he said in a seductive manner, as if implying she'd give a kazoo a blowjob.

Following many outrageous exclamations and much applause, Impatiens coined the shipname "Crazoo", and wrote a semi-erotic fanfiction, Musical Love, detailing a certain night when Kazoo visited Craz at the Willtress (Will's Fortress). As this fanfiction has been since lost forever, the best summary is simply that Kazoo visits Craz, and stays the night over, until Craz is frightened of something and she sleeps with Kazoo, heavily implying that after the events of the fanfic, they had sex.

During a certain roleplay, also lost forever, Craz and Impatiens ended up torturing and eventually killing the Black Hazmat from a fanfiction known as Dark, which was also re-written by a different user as an "everyone dies" fanfic as Week 12. In said roleplay, Kazoo is mentioned, and Craz states that she plans on pleasuring him later that night, which becomes far darker in hindsight after the two return to Craz's dorm, and see Kazoo, who appears to have developed PTSD.

After a while following this fanfiction, Impatiens ended up asking Craz whether or not Kazoo was still alive.

She responded with this:

"Ah, Kazoo! Due to him seeing more than enough in the wikia, I'm having all memories of the place thoroughly wiped. Turns out, inter-species relationships between humans and kazoos is highly illegal. Therefore all the memories he has of me are being cleaned, too.

I'm really gonna miss the poor guy. I'm gonna miss his smooth plastic body, his beautiful singing voice, the shrill squawk he makes when I- I'm gonna spare your innocence and stop there.

Ah yes, that reminds me. I really need to cut my nails more often."

After this confirmation that Kazoo had been mind-wiped, Crazoo was officially terminated.

  • (Impatiens also recalled that during a conversation, Craz had wondered if playing Kazoo during a music contest would mean giving him a blowjob. Impatiens denied that, saying that the side people blow through the kazoo (the wider side) was in fact his head, and it would be Craz shoving Kazoo's temple into her mouth and lifting him into the air.
  • Kazoo's color was never confirmed, but was implied to be red or yellow